Weekend After

So the weekend is nearly done. And since my detox finished on Friday naturally all my good work (can we call 5 pounds of water weight good work?) has gone out of the window. It's not like juicetou don't send you out a follow on diet plan either - they do! A very concise very graphically nice leaflet laying out water intake, breakfast, snack, lunch and dinner. Already failed then. Great.

But naturally, feeling fabulous after the detox and being told I looked awesome on twitter by the lovely juicetou, I had to go shopping on Saturday and needless to say, naturally, feeling fabulous didn't last long whilst trying on clothes! I also forgot to drink any water when I got up as I was rushing, obviously didn't eat any breakfast and had to resort to a bottle of diet coke as my stomach was hollow with hunger and I was a narky bitch. But hey ho.

Then I was shopping we passed the cinema and ohhhhh the smell of the popcorn was so delightful I went in and bought myself a tub. A large tub. And then went to asda and ordered a create your own 14 inch pizza for me and hub to share that night.

FAIL. Massive massive fail.

So today rolls around and I need to go help my friend out, which is fine you think, nothing unhealthy in that except it's at a wedding fayre and there's cake and shortbread. I had about twenty pieces of shortbread, no cake - hurrah!, and a diet coke. Come home and hub (love him) has made salmon for dinner with lovely steam veg.... and chips..... with mayonaise by the vat.

FAIL. Massive massive fail.

I have told myself I will start a fitness dvd I've had my eye on for a while tomorrow. But it's hard to do that when you have a baby who won't sit still and let's you know that she doesn't want to be merely put in the travel cot AT ALL with all her toys and no of course she won't sleep cause sleep is for LOSERS and you have a toddler big boy who wants to do everything you do and also won't sit still. Do it after their bedtime you say? Sure. Is that in between all the cleaning and ironing and tidying I have to do before I too call it bedtime? 

Hmmm!

Still a slummy mummy folks.

Maybe I need to do another detox.